RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD

Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before.
Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage!
Zen: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
Confucianism: Confucius says, "Shit Happens".
Protestantism: Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder
Catholiscism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens".
Unitarian: What Is This Shit?
Mormon: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again
Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?
Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This Shit!

(from a T-Shirt bought in Washington, D.C. in November 1995)

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